Why do I do this?

Just as I’m getting used to eating vegetables plain — which, let’s be honest, is often how they should be — I go and smother them in CHEESE SAUCE.
But at least this is grown-up cheese sauce. Not vodka cheese sauce (although that does sound tempting). This is a butternut cheese sauce: a cheese sauce made in part from another vegetable, so technically I’m eating vegetables on vegetables.
Brilliant, right?