If you only knew.
Honestly — if you knew how many ridiculous things went awry in my kitchen year after year, you might laugh yourself to death.
Another year, another batch of recipe disasters. I can’t believe this is the fifth year I’m rounding up my kitchen mishaps, and even then it barely scratches the surface.
To be fair, this year wasn’t as catastrophic as 2012 or 2013, when I was deep in cookbook recipe testing and would ruin multiple recipes every week. Sometimes my brain confidently decides that odd combinations will work — spoiler: they don’t always.
If you need a confidence boost, here are past years of disasters:
And now — 2014.

