I should probably eat these right now.

Or maybe not.
Either way, you should definitely try them.
The last few days were a birthday stretch of nonstop eating — truly every indulgent thing I could find. I honestly can’t think of a food I didn’t have over the weekend (well, except broccoli).
I did eat kale, which counts. And yes, there was a lot of cheese involved.
I also ate sage, which is green and therefore counts as a vegetable in my book.
Today calls for either these enchiladas or a salad.
P.S. cilantro haters: how badly do you want to punch me right now?