Keeeeeeeeesh.

Couldn’t it just be spelled that way? It seems happier — like keeeenwah — and would probably avoid the endless Starbucks spelling mishaps.
Also: bacon-grease potatoes. They’re in this quiche, but I didn’t want a ten-mile-long title.
One more thing, and perhaps the most important: are you judging me if you think that’s ketchup on my quiche?